O Children

From the mouths of babes

(A two-year-old in the middle of a rampage, hitting everyone and everything in sight)

Me:

Stop it, ________!

(________ screams, hits himself in the face)

Me:

Don't hit yourself! Why are you doing that?

(________ looks confused, screams, then hits himself again. I kneel down and stop him)

Me:

_________, stop. You're like Ryan Gosling in "The Notebook." Calm down.

  • 2 May 2012