| (A two-year-old in the middle of a rampage, hitting everyone and everything in sight) | |
| Me: | Stop it, ________! |
| (________ screams, hits himself in the face) | |
| Me: | Don't hit yourself! Why are you doing that? |
| (________ looks confused, screams, then hits himself again. I kneel down and stop him) | |
| Me: | _________, stop. You're like Ryan Gosling in "The Notebook." Calm down. |
